Repent! Remember When I Gushed Like A Fool About The Virtues Of HBO's True Blood? Well- I Take It Back. This Show Is An Idiotic, Soap Opera Of A Joke.

Seriously, I couldn't make it through the first 15 minutes of the season premier last night and can not bring myself to post even one picture or video clip of this hellacious piece of crap here this morning. Ick.

True Blood - Season 2 Finale

If ever there was a night to stay in & watch tv, tonight's the night. And, no, I am not talking about the VMAs. (Seriously, has Mtv ever seemed more out of touch with what's happening in rock & roll than they do now?) What I'm talking about is the season finale of True Blood. I can't believe another season is over & that I'm gonna have to wait however-mother-fucking long for the next to begin. It's torture. TORTURE, I say! So... you can bet your bippy that I'm gonna milk this one for all it's worth, with a nice glass of wine, a whopping bowl of popcorn & the lights turned low.


Here- have a lil pre-show entertainment to get the ol juices flowing...

*Alexander Skarsgard - Mtv.com
*Evan Rachel Wood - E! Online
*Stephen Moyer - People magazine
*Anna Paquin - Nylon magazine
*Ryan Kwanten - People magazine
*Alan Ball - The TV Squad
*Michell Forbes - Mtv.com
*Sam Trammell - Access Hollywood