Wednesday, June 03, 2009

Valley Girl The Musical

Puke. Puke. And Double Puke. Like why are they doing this to us?! MGM is "re-imagining" Martha Coolidge's Valley Girl as a Romeo & Juliet-inspired musical built around the movie's new wave soundtrack, which was like totally awesome, okay? So like why would they fuck with such a tubular masterpiece? Gag me with a maxipad.

The last (maybe the only) time Nic Cage was HAWT...