I've got a serious case of Citizen Band Envy. Oh it's a horrible affliction that invloves severe attacks of thrift shopping, random acts of spontaneous cabaret, and rogue makeup application. Be forewarned, if you would like to stear clear of this most toxic malady, do NOT read this Refinery 29 interview with the fantasy-enducing Sarah Sophie Flicker.
You also should NOT watch this...
Or this...
