Cameron To Be Crucified

My mother is going to absolutely die when she hears this... James Cameron has supposedly found the tomb of Jesus (yes, THAT Jesus) & can verify that he did not rise from the dead, was married to Mary Magdelene, and spawned the son of the son of God with her. If you've read or watched The Davinci Code, this won't be a total shock. If you are a Christian, like mommy, you're probably going to want to riot in the streets.